fatty

The Aries woman is competitive in all areas of life. You love to stay active, so chances are that you look forward to working out to a fast, catchy tune. Your style is casual and relaxed–you make sure you wear your clothes and that they don't wear you! With your athletic body, you can make anything look cool.

yes. that is, in fact, my horoscope. on Urbanoutfitters.com get your horoscope here too, its legit.

however, I don't feel like this is me right now, in fact, I feel extremely fat and bloated. I mean, I always feel like that, but even more so now. and what do I do about it? nothing. I need to get off my ass, and go to the gym.

but I guess no one else is noticing how fat I've gotten, because I have a boyfriend now. bitch yeah.