butter cup

let me kick this to you right quick:

spencer is the cutest thing ever. He's so different. in a good way. and I really never realized just how artistic he is, he's into graphic design, and he just now ordered a Nikon D40 (I think, maybe it was the D60, thats what he should have gotten, because he would have gotten a free lens with them from his Uncle, who just happens to be a professional photographer himself, and does ads for skate magazines and stuff like that) but anywayzies, here's spencer's gallery

so. I finally got my iPod fixed, and I just now realized that every single guy working at the apple store is cute. Like, I mean, REALLY adorable. I don't know if I've told you this before, but I've had a fling with an apple store employee, yes. well, not really a fling, basically, I got his number and we texted non-stop, and the one time he asked me on a date, I didn't go because I had plans with a girlfriend that night, and then one night he asked me for nude pics, and that was that. which brings me to my next point: things you should NEVER do for a guy;

#1 send nude pics.

thats so junior high. I mean really. not that I sent nudie's to my guy friends in middle school, I would never do that (I'm serious, I know it sounds like I'm being sarcastic, but I'm not) and fine, you want to see me naked? lets have sex. you can see me naked when we have sex, but 'till then, chill, kaysies?

#2 take it up the butt.

NO. ouch! do you want a sore bum? didn't think so. how 'bout you just have sex like a normal person. mmkay?

#3 blow job

ew.... thats so nasty. he should be doing that to you. yeah, next time he asks you to give him one, strap on a dick and tell him to blow you. yeah. see how he likes it. word.

#4 hand job

god, if he needs that so bad, why can't he just do it himself? he's a big boy, and he's perfectly capable of doing it. god, it's like he's a four year old who needs help tying his freakin' shoelaces. Do you want me to help you button up your coat too? grow a pair.'jesus.

#5 pay for the date.

bitch, are you kidding me??? you want ME to pay for what YOU ate? oh hell no. girls barely eat anything well at least I do) so I'm really no trouble. but guys? you eat like pigs. I'm not paying for all your greasy hamburgers and pizzas, bitch get a job.