NOT.
#1 muscle shirts
I don't care if you can rock it, I don't care if you wish you could rock it. Don't fucking wear a muscle shirt. I don't want to see your abs 24/7, I want to see your abs when we go to the pool, or when we have sex. I want it to be a suprise, like "SUPRISE! I'M BEEFY!!" and to all the girls who wear muscle shirts and think they look awesome? YOU DON'T, YOU LOOK LIKE A TRASHY, RED-NECK LITTLE SKANKY BITCH. who could possibly beat me up. BUT PROBABLY NOT. please, just say no.
#2 fishnet
fishnet has to be the skankiest shittiest fakist lamest dumbest ugliest thing ever.
never ever wear this.
#3 wife-beaters in public
do you even know how lazy and gross that makes you look? jesus, you might as well be trying to pick up girls in your pajamas. nasty.
YES.
#1 v-necks
if your not hairy (this applies to most girls and some guys) v-necks are extrely sexy, like I think I have nothing BUT v-necks in my wardrobe. v-necks are amazing. especially from U.O or american apparel
#2 sweaters and button ups
sooo cute! on both girls and guys! like seriously, if I see a guy wearing a legit sweater, I will ask him out. for sure. not really, but I'll probably want to.
#3 glasses
if you can rock 'em, don't sock 'em.
in other words, if you are totally fucking gorgeous with glasses, who's to say you can't wear them! glasses are amazing! go buy a pair now!
haha okay everything else I agree with.
ReplyDeletebut on the fishnets thing:
Fishnet tights can look very elegant when worn properly, with a cute dress, or long shirt.
but they have to be the small hole kind, not the ones with the giant holes that look like you're pretending to be a whore on halloween.